The Hawkwind Beer Gift Pack

The Hawkwind Beer Gift Pack: A Voyage Into Your Head

BEWARE, SEEKER OF THE UNSEEN! This gift pack is not merchandise; it is a psionic disruptor, a controlled substance for those brave enough to step off the edge of time.

Forget the Earth-bound notion of drinking. You are about to partake in a liquid ritual, a transfer of cosmic energy from the void directly to your frontal lobe. Each bottle hums with the frequency of the Spiral Galaxy, a direct line to the Lords of Light and the Brainstorming Blast.

This box is your Sonic Attack against the grey drone of the terrestrial mind. Consume. Transcend. Repeat.

Warning: Only for those In Search of Space. Side effects include prophetic visions, spontaneous levitation, and the understanding of true Heavy Metal Serenity.